Dear Telemarketers

Posted on July 21st, 2007
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Dear Telemarketers,

STOP CALLING MY DAMN HOUSE!!!!!

I know my home phone is listed in the phonebook, but seriously….do you have to call 5 or more times a day. Half the time it being long distance calls.

NO I don’t want to hear about a new promotion.
NO I don’t care about what you are selling.
NO I don’t want to switch services.
NO I did not win the cruise you so kindly left on my answering machine.

NO! NO! NO!

When will you just stop calling my number and leave me alone? Would you love it if I called you a million times to ask a bunch of questions? Probably not especially if you are waiting for an important phone call and answer, only to find out it’s a telemarketer AGAIN!

Skip over the entire “P” section of the phonebook and call other people. I’m sure they would love to hear what you have to say. *rolls eyes*